May 2007: Short Way ‘Round Cross Country Tour: Oilheads Across the USA! 9,200 miles through 22 states over 30 days TPP Web Team2024-05-17T11:52:02-04:00 Terri is anxious to leave NJ! Stopping for a break in Port Jervis, New York Arrival in Indiana Who knew Indiana had beaches? Terri enjoying the Chicago night Arriving at the Frank Lloyd Wright Historic District Each house is a work of art Wright’s Moore-Dugal Residence Wright’s Hill-Decaro House Arriving at the Art Institute of Chicago Ommmmmmmmmmmmm……… Chicago’s skyline Terri at the Laura Ingalls Wilder Museum Arriving at the Laura Ingalls Wilder Museum Terri posing in an old colonial house The Walnut Grove chapel MKL cooking the old fashioned way A mud-house! Waiting for Ms. Beetle Where I really belong! The Wilder Inn, with marketing tagline by Borat…. Entering South Dakota – the stretches are loooooooong! Terri enjoys the rolling green hills MKL does the same Arriving at the famous Wall Drug store Cowboy figurines are everywhere Getting into the gambling mix with the locals Thar’s gold in them there hills!! A cute squaw, no? All hail Chief Tancsak! Terri being mauled by a buffalo – we hadn’t seen one on the road yet! A real ladies man… Arriving at the Badlands Terri rushes down to explore the cliffs! The scale is vast – stretching out as far as the eye can see! Continuous 40-50 mph winds made standing still a challenge Great! Another thing to worry about….. It almost looks like you’re in a cartoon – the colors of the landscape are like nothing we’ve ever seen…. Terri does some light reading over breakfast at the KOA in Mount Rushmore There they are! As soon as we parked the bikes, these mountain goats came out of nowhere and walked right up to us! Here’s one close-up. Terri poses with our new friends Big G’s profile, by sculptor Gutzon Borglum. The head is over 60 feet tall! The mountain goats soon moved from the mountain to the road My “Glen Heggstad style” attempt at photography Heading out The Crazy Horse Memorial – mini-scale statue in the foreground, actual in the background. There he is… Close up Terri by Crazy Horse Parking the bikes outside the Memorial, waiting for a blast BOOM! The Memorial is carved from the mountain using explosives Our first Buffalo sighting Arriving at tranquil Lake Sylvan Fishing – the water is as clear and still as a mirror Exploring…. These 1-way passes through mountains are common out here – let’s hope a Suburban isn’t coming the other way! The buffalo are now everywhere – getting closer to the road too! More wildlife Nice and curvy….. Lots of buffalo babies about – don’t get near one while Mom is around, though Terri heads off to see more Passing these guys slowly, and cautiously. The buffalo dwarf a small car, and can run very quickly! Nice landscape to ride in Did we mention curvy? Roads to die for are everywhere out here…. Here, you have to watch for crazy drivers and crazy animals! Breathtaking to ride through Deadwood at night…. I couldn’t resist…. View from our cabin Cabin K302 was ours for the night Towing the heater back to front desk at the KOA. Terri shows off her new bling. We got engaged May 7. Whoa! Amazing to behold Devil’s Tower….. Terri enjoys the rays Incredible – Native Americans consider this landmark Holy. Mountain climbers… Crazy! Terri in foreground MKL in foreground Native American prayer cloths hang from the trees Did we mention the stretches are long? 8,500 feet and climbing! 10 minutes ago, it was 80 degrees and now it’s 40 with snow on the ground! The first of many excursions off-road. My RT sometimes thinks it’s a GS! Lakes are still frozen out here… To quote Neil Peart, “Adventures suck when you’re having them.” Another “shortcut” suggested by the Zumo ends in mud and frustration. Tooooo risky, baby! Turning around in search of pavement. When it snows here, it SNOWS! The entrance to Yellowstone. Not paved, of course! OK, there’s a 2,500 pound buffalo headed for us. Let’s give him the right of way! This is not a joke – an actual spectator at Old Faithful. Old Faithful doin’ her thang These guys are getting a little too close for comfort Rainbow Dinner at Bullwinkle’s Terri briefly considers replacing her R1150R Mamas and babies – do not disturb! More babies A waterfall at Yellowstone Steam vents, releasing steam at around 2002-80 degrees F. More steam vents Sulfuric ponds More ponds – smelly! The different colors represent different water temps Sulfur! Lakes still frozen…. It was so quiet, you could here the ice melting in the Lake. The RT blending in nicely Having made it this far, I am one happy motorcyclist! Terri and I More danger – we went anyway. Icy banks… Terri riverside…. Hiking back towards civilization… The “Grand Canyon of Yellowstone” – H-U-G-E!! This tree hangs on for dear life… Terri at the summit… Then the sun came out and all the hills started glowing golden….. Talk about postcard perfect…. So vast…. En route to Glacier – what’s next, the “Wham Bam Cafe?” Well, we did get engaged….. Terri’s R1150R now has some battle scars…. A veritable bug massacre adorns the R’s front end. Her left side system case latch also broke, prompting this setup. Going To The Sun Road – all but 16 miles still closed due to snow. The paved section open to us…. Wet conditions mean roots grow out instead of down…. Hiking towards Avalanche Lake The RT ready to explore further… The hike continues… More danger….. Hiking still… Terri finds shelter…. Nice scenery… There it is – Lake Avalanche! MKL enjoys the fruits of the hike…. Headed back…. The river moves with authority! Hiking the Trail Of The Cedars in Glacier…. More beautiful scenery Every year, bridges and roads are destroyed by landslides when the snow melts. Another river shot… Arriving at Arches Terri by the Arches entrance Climbing up…. Amazing views all around! Lots of little critters everywhere…. Terri mid-hike – it was getting HOT now. MKL sweating it out…. Terri consults her maps… How did these rocks end up like that? Terri’s headed off again… The RT gets some rest…. Unreal scenery… Hiking up into the park… Arches.. Terri exploring… Terri and I rest after the hike….. The colors are so rich…. Another interesting arch…. Terri and “Herbert the German” – he bought a new Softail in Florida and took 8 weeks to tour the USA on it. He was at 16,000 miles and counting….. Another scenic shot…. Terri’s heading off once again… A fantastic breakfast in Moab… This time, we planning on getting near the Delicae Arch… Hiking straight up, in the heat… Desert flowers…. There it is! Delicate Arch – what a hike! MKL with Delicate Arch The bikes are back about 2 miles that way…. Terri and MKL by Delicate Arch Posing on the way back down…. Terri poses proudly, as she is (a very small) part Ute Indian. Ute petroglyphs…. Look what we’re headed into – on the way to Canyonlands…. It’s gonna get real wet, real soon! Terri pushes on…. Here we are! Appealing ride, yes? Throwing a few curves into the mix….. More canyons…. The view at the overlook… The RT, ready to head off… I could get used to these types of roads!! SO beautful…. MKL posing…. This woman’s ventilated hat provided much fodder for comedy on the tour. Buttes… So, uhhh, what is this thing exactly? Another postcard moment…. Terri enjoys the same… Terri shows off her I-Pod, which make the looooong straights more entertaining. We’ve got to cross over Lake Powell, and since the bikes don’t float…. All loaded up…. What a view…. MKL enjoys the same…. AHHHHHHHHH! My aching feet soak in the Colorado River…. View of Colorado River Tank, at the Phantom Ranch at the bottom of the Grand Canyon We going up, up, up! Terri shows no fear, unlike her fiance! Terri and Holiday, next to Tank and MKL. The whole damn Mule Crew Map showing the trails of the Grand Canyon MKL’s Certificate – Harder than an IBA Ride! Terri’s cert Giving my ass a break from Tank… Terri keeps going…. View at a rest stop… We made it! Just in time to catch an Indian Dance Show at the top. Indian drummer…. A Chapel built into the mountainside in Sedona. We are literally “Standin’ on a corner in Winslow, Arizona…” Entrance to the Petrified Forest National Park Terri as we approach Painted Desert Parked for the night at the famous Wigwam Motel in Holbrook, AZ – right on old Route 66. A view of our motel…. MKL poses by motel entrance Terri and I by our teepee for the night… Terri’s Sidi boot was being patched up while we waited Route 66 sign Breakfast at Joe & Aggie’s famous cafe on Route 66 Who says you can’t be in more than 1 place at a time? MKL simultaneously in Utah, Colorado, Arizona, and New Mexico. The coal-fired locomotive on narroe gauge railroad, coming to pick us up! Terri outside the train station in Durango MKL posing by the train Snowing in Silverton! MKL by the locomotive Terri ponders sitting on the snow-covered bench Downtown Silverton. Woooo-Hoooooooo! View outside the train headed back towards Durango Another trainside view The train climbs pretty high! Roundin’ a corner… The famous Strater, where we stayed in Durango. The infamous haunted Stanley Hotel in Estes Park, CO, where Stephen King was inspired to write “The Shining.” Heeeeere’s Moshe!! The Shining runs on a loop non-stop on the hotel’s TV system. View of the Rockies from the Stanley So now we see where he got the name of the hotel in the Shining…. A genuine Pet Cemetery at the Stanley. Animals don’t last long here…. MKL on the stairwell…. View of the Stanley from afar… Exploring Rocky Mountain National Park with “Chain Gang Phil,” an avid F650 rider we met over breakfast at The Egg and I. Terri and I at a rest stop. Climbin’ waaaaay up! Terri and Chain Gang Phil. Getting close to the summit…. MKL and the RT getting ready to crest Trail Ridge Road, the highest continually paved highway in the whole USA – 12,183 feet! View from Trail Ridge Road. Terri poses by the RT on the way back down past 20 foot snow banks! Brrrrrrrrrr…. Couldn’t leave the Stanley without going near Room 217, where Stephen King stayed. Look what I found in the parking lot of the Hyatt in Wichita on Memorial Day. We weren’t going anywhere! The RT got new Metzelers the next day. At the White Horse B&B in Fayetteville, WV Terri bonds with the two golden retrievers at the White Horse, WV Terri checks out the New River All appeared calm at first…. And then things became more spirited…. A shot of our brave guide in back….. Class 5 rapids…. Lunch break on the New…. Our guide keeps our resolve up…. Rocks approaching! And the rapids are picking up again…. I decided to float downriver…. Passing under New River Gorge Bridge, the longest arch bridge in the Western Hemisphere. View from MKL Float-cam Still floating….. One final rush….. Terri & I with our guide. Share this post Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Pinterest Reddit WhatsApp